Don't You Hate Stale Blogs?

I slacked off big time on the posts after launching this blog last week. In my defense, it was more of a soft launch" that allowed me to work out the kinks before really unveiling it to the public. Honest. I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

(Bonus points: Name the movie reference.)

At any rate, I'm going to make an effort to update the blog at least once or twice a day going forward, so be sure to check back soon. And tell your friends.